Soren Dubuoix, a former superstar turned businessman is someone that has breathed, slept, and lived the industry of wrestling. He's made his billions through it, as well as learned the know how to take nothing, and make something out of it. The Messiah of the Mat, as he refers to himself, is perhaps one of the owners that just doesn't back down for anyone. Known for his calm demeanor, Soren is a viper in the ring, and on the mic, is all about smart allecky remarks, in your face responses, and doing whatever it takes to make the other person look like an idiot.

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Jimmy Cole

Jimmy Cole is none other than renowned commentator for WWE, Michael Cole’s younger brother. Having always been hidden underneath the shadow of his older brother as a ring commentator, Jimmy never really received the attention he wanted. With dreams of becoming a far better commentator than his brother, mind you it’s not that hard, he got his first break as an announcer for the circus. It was an unfortunate incident with a lion and weak cage hinges that cut that short. Later on, Jimmy would find an application for a household name, and thus, is now an employee of the federation. How he does…well we’ll see.

Is a former terrorist who's successfully undergone the Terrorist Rehabilitation Program sponsored by Homeland Security. Successfully passing, Soren was contacted by various officials and agreed to give the highly eccentric individual a job as a color commentator. It is speculated that Achmed has had some serious prior wrestling training, but beneath that boney rough exterior, lies a very kind....thing. Sort of. Nonetheless, GNE is proud to help out our nation and lend a helping hand to someone who's turned their life around.

Amy Dumas

Her reputation as an easy piece of ass in the locker room precedes her and has landed her this job as an interviewer. Simply put, Amy is a slut, and a rather horny one at that. Her attitude of always having sex on her mind, whether it’s with women, men, or anything else that she can shove into herself, has made her a favorite amongst those she’s interviewed. Though, in all honesty, despite the fact that she is a good interviewer, that’s really not what anyone notices.

At 7’0” and nearing 500 lbs…Paul Elkin is not only the biggest backstage interviewer we have, but also the meanest. With a temper that strikes over the smallest things, very few people want to be interviewed by him. Still, despite the fact that he is as angry as they come, Paul does have a soft spot for fluffy poodles and tiny kittens. It is not known what he does with them, or to them. It is however known that Paul Elkin makes a phenomenal award winning stew with meat as tender as can be. The ingredients are unknown

Anna Rogers

Anna is a small town girl with a not so small rack. Although she’s very simplistic in mind, she is indeed a good interviewer but most inuendos about anything tend to go right over her head. She often will not notice certain things that are being said unless spoken in small town or lamen’s terms. Still…she does tend to make for some great eye candy.

The up and comer journalist. At 19 yrs old, he is the youngest employee in the federation. Timmy prides himself on being part of the yearbook committee in high school, and was president of the AV (audio visual) club. His hobbies include painting his action figures, playing video games, and collecting pictures of Pamela Anderson for she is, the love of his life.

Frank Hormell

Frank Hormell is simply here to add diversity to the staff and to show, that the federation does not discriminate against medical problems. Frank, or Franky as he likes to be called, is a nice guy with a bad case of Tourettes Syndrome. Don’t be offended if it kicks in during the interview.

Not only is she a great singer, is also the ring announcer for main events and high profile matches. Linda is, well, simply put is, a religious, conservative, Republican, lesbian. That…pretty much says it all

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